Are You Fucking Kidding Me? - Kate Miller-Heidke, Sydney Symphony Orchestra, Benjamin Northey

They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once

That is how you grow emotionally

Well I have been misused by many many many men

But nothing can compare to how you treated me

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay

And though it’s many years ago I feel it to this day

And now

You wanna be my friend on Facebook

Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now

All the ways you stole the light from my eyes

I travelled so far just to get away from you

‘Til this morning’s friend request surprise

At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again

You narcissistic arsehole

Oh you nasty, nasty man

And now

You wanna be my friend on Facebook

Are you fucking kidding me?

I don’t wanna know what kind of cocktail you are

Or which member of the Beatles

Or which 1950s movie star

I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate

I’d suspect you’d be a pirate

But I don’t wanna verify it

And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is

Or if your kitty had a litter

Look just follow me on twitter

I don’t care about your family tree

And I certainly don’t want you poking me-e-e-e-e-e

Again

And so you wanna be my friend on Facebook

Oh you fucking, fucking fuck

Click, ignore