Maxine - Kardinal Offishall

Wha wha wha what

Yo yo yo yo

Sit me down

Mr. Kardinal

Kardinal Offishall, number one bad bwoy heheheh

Yeah, yeah

It’s all about this girl, ya know, drive de man crazy

Going out to the raspberry crew, Circle

Hear me now, hear me now

Let me tell you a liccle story bout this girl I used to nkow

Use to come and tell me she love me since me sing Onwiddasho

She say she loves do way me represent de whole of T dot O

She say she love me on de TV, love me in a de video

She say she sit dung pon ar' bed and listen to de radio

And wen me sing 'bon-diddley-bong' she haffe run an change ar' clothes

She say me kill ar wit de styles and just a murda wit de flow

Me juss a sweet ar with the riddim tun ar eena yo-yo

YO!

She comin in like she don’t know

Seh me 'ave a girlfriend and she don’t play (no)

Might box her in ar mout and chop off she toe

Lawd God why did Kardi haffe so sexy though?

She try fe kiss me pon me neck, mi haffe tell de gyal 'Yo!'

'Walk and live-touch and you’ve got to go'

Yuh body look good, yes sweet like mango

But you know the story girl, come on 'a ho is a ho'

Yuh nuh 'ave nuh drawz on how yuh skin dry so?

Favour one ol' piece of dry up cho-cho!

Yes girl yuh batty big but you know how dat go

I’m a very tall yout because I won’t stoop low for…

CHORUS

Maxine, oh Miss Maxine

Yuh body look ready, for you I am waitin

It goes Maxine, oh Miss Maxine

Yuh body look ready, come make we rock steady

Yo, I was walkin down de street and this girl said 'Hi!'

'Aren't you that rapper named Mr. Kardiny?'

Chuh, see me yah-yes girl dat’s de I

Lyric specialist, number one bad bwoy

Give tanks to de most high for lookin so fly

So pretty sometime mek yuh eye dem cry

Drip out eye water and flood up de sky

Rush de man dem first in case de youth dem waan try

She said 'I like your style and yo Kardi mi nuh shy

Me want strip off yuh Karl and den rub up yuh Kani

Squeeze up yuh brugah and nyam off yuh fry

Blow off yuh top and show you mi two ply!'

I told ar 'Hol' on girl, a musse die — you waan die

Betta wash yout yuh mout bout you a nyam out mi fry

Clean up yourself and meet me top a Mount Zion

Cause only one girl mek de Kardinal high

And that’s