Hoes In The House - KAPTN, Big Freedia

Where the hoes that’ll work out

Where the hoes that’ll make it bounce

Hoes in this house

There’s some hoes in this hoes

Hoes in my kitchen like thanksgiving

Cookin all the food ain’t doin no dishes

Bitches like the Westminster

Dasher dancer pranced and vixen

Ho ho ho

Santa don’t come around here no more

Just jawns comin down my chimney

Ms. Clause half naked Tryna throw that whitney

Why am I standing in line

That’s my bathroom

Bitch put it down

That’s a family heirloom

Don’t touch my dog

She don’t need your fleas

Or your crabs

I keep fudgee clean

There’s some girls here

Every different shape

Skinny girls I want

Fat girls I can’t

But there’s some hoes here

Hoes ain’t got no shame

They just want to fuck

You know I want the same thing

More hoes than a Chinese phone book

This ain’t a hotel

You sittin in my mamas robe in her bed clipping your toenails

Keep Tryna play in the snow

But here’s the sorels

Got so many hoes it’s a hoe warehouse

I could sell these wholesale

All the bad hoes all get together

Come to my house

Forget about heather

She ain’t got to come

Heather ain no fun

Split the ice cream

With the banana

Her name is strawberry and I might jamma

But what I know

Strawberry strawberry is a neighborhood hoe

There’s some girls here

Every different shape

Skinny girls I want

Fat girls I can’t

But there’s some hoes here

Hoes ain’t got no shame

They just want to fuck

You know I want the same thing

They done trashed the house

They done wrecked the house

I’m gettin real mad

Imma put em out

These hoes these hoes better work it out

These hoes better make it bounce

These hoes these hoes better work it out

These hoes better make it bounce