Tequila Suicide - K21, Hilltop Hoods

When life gives you lemons

Squirt a little bit up in your eye duct

Feeling salty?

Put one

Finger on nose and hit it lined up

Choke back those feelings, you and I

Know that shit’s real, it’s do or die

Toast that till you feel the roof afire

Throw back, it’s tequila suicide

You got lemon in your eyeball

Sodium chloride up in your nose, but

One hand upon the Bible

I swear this is how you and I can get over

So pass tequila like a dutchie, feeling like you’re lucky

We can play Tequila Roulette

Load six shots (one worm) feelin' like

You’re hungry (eyes closed) pick shots (do it)

You’re so down on yourself, can’t get it hard

And the only thing of interest’s your credit card

Better half’s looking at the front door and

You’re stalking their socials to see who they’re talking

To, don’t be salty like goat’s cheese

Dude, this is unfettered, hopefully

Good advice, come get it, come close, the

Hoods don’t lie, run with it, you can quote me

Is it unreasonable?

That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Tryna live, is that unreasonable?

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Check, grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Tequila Suicide

Take the shot, snort the salt

And squirt the lemon in your eye

Tequila Suicide

Take the shot, snort the salt

And squirt the lemon in your eye

Is it unreasonable?

That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Tryna live, is that unreasonable?

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

You say «te amo» and I say «tequila»

Mockingbirds fly out the way when I stumble

You watch over me, then you might need a healer

Tonight it feels like Adelaide is a jungle

Turn water to wine and mezcal into diamonds

Drink tequila like it’s soup of the day

Until nothing’s left but a nuisance live made of myself

And decisions are usually stupid, but hey

Screw the taste and just gimme the shots

No expert but don’t put that shit on the rocks

While my legs work I’ma get in the spot

And, drink till I drop, to the rim line 'em up

Skip on lemons like I’m car shoppin', but I’m

Bar-hoppin' till my hearts stoppin' and there ain’t a thing I can, um…

Honestly remember the next day

'Cept yellin', «Please, one more for my neck pain?»

When life gives you lemons

Squirt a little bit up in your eye duct

Feeling salty?

Put one

Finger on nose and hit it lined up

Choke back those feelings, you and I

Know that shit’s real, it’s do or die

Toast that till you feel the roof afire

Throw back, it’s tequila suicide

Ayy

I’m feelin' better now (oh) since I let it out

Forgotten the rotten along with everything I cared about

Lost a fair amount, lost my care and doubts

In a tequila until I lost my whereabouts

It happens, I’m a loner and my baddest of opponents

So I sat there like I was fathoming atonement

Tried gathering composure when I should have staggered home and

It’s so sad that nothing matters but this moment… damn

Tequila Suicide

Take the shot, snort the salt

And squirt the lemon in your eye

Tequila Suicide

Take the shot, snort the salt

And squirt the lemon in your eye

Tequila Suicide

Take the shot, snort the salt

And squirt the lemon in your eye

Tequila Suicide

Take the shot, snort the salt

And squirt the lemon in your eye

Is it unreasonable?

That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Tryna live, is that unreasonable?

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Is it unreasonable

That when life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Tryna live, is that unreasonable?

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt

Grab tequila and salt

Life gives you lemons, tequila and salt