S.O.T.S. - K Rino

Y’all ain’t gon' believe this

I said, y’all ain’t gon' believe this

I was in my study reading back a song I had wrote

While periodically flipping channels on the remote

Switched to my office chair, reclined it to a backwards position

In my peripheral I saw an image pass through the kitchen

What would add to suspicion was my lock was fastened so if in

Fact someone was is in my house, he was a classic magician

Must be tripping, so I laid up in the tub just to rest

When I came back into the kitchen there he was in the flesh

At this point I started thinking that it’s highly incumbent

To let whoever this was know that this was getting redundant

All my enemies had been slaughtered in massive abundance

Over the years I had eliminated three or four hundred

So I’m puzzled at the presence of a brand new foe

He said, «I'm twice as dangerous as any man you know»

Gave him a show of power, still couldn’t force him to run

I said, «Who are you?»

He just laughed and said, «The Sorcerer’s son»

«So you’re Sorcerer’s son?»

as I drank me some water

I guess you’ve come here with plans of avenging your father

I told him, «Don't even bother though you have every right to

The chapter is behind me and I’m not gonna fight you»

He said, «If that’s your decision, it pleases me still

‘Cause if you don’t defend yourself, then you’ll be easy to kill

I’ve studied every trick you’ve done and I can see through ‘em all»

He flung a fireball that hit me and knocked me through the wall

I’m laying in the pile of rubble with a dent in my face

I said, «My landlord gon' be tripping man, I’m renting this place»

He said, «My father was the best warrior in the annals of time

So beating you will automatically make that title mine»

I guess he didn’t have the wisdom that I thought that he had

«Your dad was a twisted narcissistic sociopath

Who terrorized the galaxy and did nothing but damage

So why don’t you take your little young ass back home to your planet»

He got real real angry at my cynical sentiment

Then laughed and said, «The magic I was using was primitive»

I tried to run out the door and get to the main road

But my living room had turned into an active volcano

I’m scared ‘cause now I see that he was clever indeed

He made the planet spin ten times its regular speed

My body was flying everywhere, battered and beaten

But through the chaotic conditions, he was still on his feet

I saw my weakness detecting scanner inside my backpack

If I can grab it, I can scan him and see where to attack

So as I flew by I snatched it and aimed at his head

The data processed but somehow it scanned me instead

Showed him every single weakness that I had in my mind

Then aggressively started attacking them one at a time

Inside was a war but outside the same as before

The Sun was shining then a little kid knocked on my door

When nobody answered I’m thinking he leaving, forget us

That’s when I noticed then that somehow he was inside with us

I was worried ‘cause he walked about the whole room freely

And as I looked puzzled, he calmly said, «He can’t see me»

Then the little boy waved his hands, dropped to his knees

As the Sorcerer’s son fell I saw his oxygen leave

I was amazed at the skill he was displaying, in fact

He kept taking his life, waking him up and taking it back

This dude didn’t even have blood but somehow he bled

After ten minutes of torture he got up and he fled

I shook my injuries, astonished at the power he had

Then I said, «Thank you little man.»

He said, «No problem dad!»

(What?!!)