Cartoon Orgie - K Rino

I went to a 'Cartoon Orgie', about a quarter to two

Saw Miss Piggy jacking off Winnie-the-Pooh

Yosemite Sam was fussing at this freak

Cause he heard she been riding Daffy Duck all week

Now Heathcliff smooth pulled up smooth driving a Caddy

Hounding the shit out of Peppermint Patty

Popeye boned Olive Oyl to the finish

What he ate that night made him say, «Fuck spinach!»

Two of the Chipmunks had skipped a class

Now Casper’s in the back making friends with that ass

Yogi caught Boo-Boo in the sack with Ranger Smith

They call him Boo-Boo because he’s full of shit

Shaggy and Scooby-Doo was having a fight

Over who was gonna get to fuck Daphne that night

Snagglepuss stepped up and said, «Be cool

Y’all ain’t getting shit, she on her period fools»

Lion-O said I’ll be back tomorrow

I’ll have me a ho if I can catch Cheetara

Speedy Gonzales said, «Forget it, I’ll stop her»

Put some Spanish Fly in her milk, then he popped her

Goofy was fucking Wonder Woman undercover

She was burnt so he used Plastic Man as a rubber

Fred came with Wilma but he couldn’t cut it

So Woody pecked that ass till Fat Albert nutted, yo

Oil Can Harry was tryna be slick

So Mighty Mouse came and beat him down real quick

A knock on the front door broke all the fun up

Bugs Bunny busted in holding a gun up

At the.

At the Cartoon Orgie

Ooh, I’m at the Cartoon Orgie

He said, «Yo, I really hate to stall you hoes

But I’m here to pick my money up from all you hoes»

Mad about the freaks they had gone and got

So he sprayed George Jetson with a warning shot

But fresh out the clan was Peter Pan, a clever man

Came through with 4, 5 freaks from Neverland

Bugs lit a cigarette and stuck it

In his mouth, looked around, got naked and said, «Fuck it!»

Bullwinkle had many mouths all wet

Richie Rich and Roadrunner ran a train on Smurfette

Walked in a room tryna get with mine

Caught the Wonder Twins in a 69

Sylvester the Cat saw Cheetara and Speedy

Got pissed off and started sitting on Tweety

Penelope Pitstop got pregnant (For real?)

It’s Aquaman’s baby but she blamed it on Garfield

Some chick was all over Barney’s jock

Betty stepped up and they made the «Bedrock»

Petunia Pig freaked every man in the place

I ain’t gonna front, she even sat on my face

At the.

At the Cartoon Orgie

Ooh, I’m at the Cartoon Orgie