Alien Baby - K Rino

Okay

If we’ll all gather around

And be real good I’ll tell you the story about

The Alien Child

And how he came to be On this planet here with us LISTEN!

Way off in the galaxy far away

There was a planet in disarray, in total dismay

A sinister circumstance and a retched display

The population terrorized by a killer named K The wisdom of the whole world was kept in a book

For only the King to read, no others could look

K snuck into the castle took a leak on the lawn

Before anyone could respond he and the book was gone

Took it to a cave at an unreachable height

Memorized three-thousand pages in only one night

The light came on, rays shot from his face

He had acquired ability to conquer the place

He wasted no time ravaging life with his hand

Overthrew the world rulers and took over the land

With every second that he studied did his power increase

And all he kept saying was, «This book is a BEAST!»

Oooooooh, Ooooooh…

It’s the Alien Baby

Ba-bay

His reign had lasted two centuries and then

A secret congregation developed among men

One guy said think as hard as you can

So we can come up with the plan to get rid of this man

A lady walked in before the plotting could start

Y’all have seem to forgotten the most monotonous part

She said, «He's bound to put an end to you gossiping men

Don’t you know he’s got the book, you can’t possibly win»

The meeting adjourned everybody sadly moved on The lady left and transformed it was K all along

But an old man walked up with plans for the task

He said, «There's one thing K doesn’t know that the book has»

«What?""A pamphlet, consisting of only one page

With the power to disengage evil at any stage»

They said if that book is real he already killed him

The man opened up his coat, a light beamed and he reviled it Heavens to Murgatroyd, what the hell, low and behold

When he opened the book wind started blowing in cold

He started chanting «yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaah», a language unknown

Then his voice lowered deeper to a dangerous tone

He was summoning the book’s destruction for an hour

A guy stood skeptical and doubted his power

As the doubter thought, «All of this is fake"in his mind

The man looked right at him told him, «No it’s not"and kept trying

He collapsed;

he woke and said the planet is saved

If you looking to find K he’s out cold in the cave

Soldiers rushed up to capture him bombarded the interest

Starving for vengeance but all they saw was an infant (wow)

They said, «He got away, the planets in trouble»

«No he didn’t he’s the baby in the oblong shuttle

Sentences start over, be no kindred of you

And there’s a planet called Earth that we’re sending him too»

The little shuttle was propelled through the darkness of Space

Passed light-speed speared at a remarkable pace

Like a meteor it hit the ground and shook up the land

In South Park they found a baby with a book in his hand

With a book in his hand, with a book in his hand

They found a little eddy baby with a book in his hand, yeah

HA-HA

What’s his name?