76 Reasons - JT Music, Dan Bull, Bonecage

I’m in the big pond, feel like a small trout

Coming from the underground, with that vault clout

Sorry everybody else who was locked out

While the bombshells were dropped, we just got down

Walkin' taller than a monster Mega Sloth now

Fly like a Mothman, knockin' Deathclaws out

Said that I was S.P.E.C.I.A.L — Yes I’ll make my mom and pop proud

Ain’t the weather wonderful?

I love it when it’s Fall out

I’m ready for the reclamation

25 years, you bet I’ve been patient

76's representative pennin' the next declaration

Tricentennial celebration in the wasteland that I call my nation

No sweat when I get radiation

Forget Chems, embrace Mutation

You ain’t gonna find a white picket fence

Better to set up a line of defence

Try to get by, you might end up dead

No wonder why they said «Try makin' friends»

Good thing I found me some pals I can roll with

And take a stroll on the open country road with

(Let's go!)

You got to walk when the wind says walk

You got to run when the gun says hi

You got nothin' and no one to turn to now

And 76 Reasons to die

And we go

One step, two step, guns to the sky

Pocket those caps and wipe that knife

Three step, four step, never ask why

76 Reasons to die

It’s been a minute, let me step up out this Vault, boy

Imma keep on livin', wanna see all my assault toys?

Everybody’s timid so I come through with a loud noise

Always got a stout poise but crew’s a bunch a wild boys

Bullets be spinnin' and they rippin' through flesh

And it’s hotter than cinnamon, god, do you feel the adrenaline?

Me and my squad just be rollin' so militant

Take on the mission to finish it

Ain’t cuttin' no slack, I’m stackin' my caps

Get hit with the V.A.T.S, I level to max

Ain’t nobody gonna get better than that

Now I got 76 problems cause I live in an apocalypse

Most of them are solved when I go take the shooter off my hip

Come up to my settlement, you’ll see just what I’m all 'bout

'Bout to drop a bomb, now that is what you call a fallout

You got to walk when the wind says walk

You got to run when the gun says hi

You got nothin' and no one to turn to now

And 76 Reasons to die

And we go

One step, two step, guns to the sky

Pocket those caps and wipe that knife

Three step, four step, never ask why

76 Reasons to die

Hmm, where to start?

I best begin here (Where's that?)

West Virginia, mountainous dominion

Suddenly lookin' a little more Syrian

It’s as if Cyrodil met Oblivion

A bit of heaven with decor that’s hideous

And I bet I’m the busiest, silliest

Resident ever to trek through the hilliest

Pleasantest bit of American land

With a selection of weapons in hand

Steppin' up head to head with your gang

Ready to mess up whatever you’ve planned

I work hard to earn lots of perk cards

You jerk hard to burn off your butt lard

Now I’m projectin', amateur flexin'

Tryin' to account for my lack of progression

Damagin' reps of collabers I’m next to

Better not step to our direction

Oi, where all my people at?

I don’t need to beat a rat

With a piece of rusty plumbing

I want runnin' NPCs on tap

What’s happenin' to V.A.T.S?

I’m pressin' it but I can’t get it to pause

There’s Deathclaws at the door

Like Mormons born excessively jawed

What you threatenin' for?

You’re definitely not protected by laws

But check any small print with caution

To prevent getting caught by the death clause

You got to walk when the wind says walk

You got to run when the gun says hi

You got nothin' and no one to turn to now

And 76 Reasons to die

And we go

One step, two step, guns to the sky

Pocket those caps and wipe that knife

Three step, four step, never ask why

76 Reasons to die

Welcome to the wild I ain’t talkin' 'bout the West

Crawl up out the vault into apocalyptic mess

Demons in the sky, you won’t survive, it’s not a test

Better learn to put a bullet through your neighbour’s chest

Reason to die, don’t even try, bleeding, I’m leavin' you, eaten alive

Freezin' and dry, Bloatfly, Roach, or Mutant, headin' the cry

It’s you or I

Leavin' a legion of heathens beaten, seepin' and fried

Keep that rifle up and move it

Pip Boy loaded up, you know I’m lootin'

If I see a Brahmin, best believe that I’ll be shootin'

Humans, petrified and cooked up like some cumin

Come and rebuild it, yea join the movement, sing it with me

You got to walk when the wind says walk

You got to run when the gun says hi

You got nothin' and no one to turn to now

And 76 Reasons to die

And we go

One step, two step, guns to the sky

Pocket those caps and wipe that knife

Three step, four step, never ask why

76 Reasons to die