Jones Polka - Spike Jones and the City Slickers, Jones, The City Slickers

Gesundheit!

Nosdrovia!

A Saluté!

Skol!

Lochaim!

Prosit!

Give-it me a cocktail

When I am blue and droopy

And then I’ll dance a Polka

And make-it lots of whoopee

I work-it in a coal mine

Things are pretty black

But tonight the drinks on me

I cash-it my paycheck

Ev’rybody have a drink

Let’s have fun together

I got plenty money

So catch-it double header

Bartender please take care my friends

Drinks for ladies and gents

I got all kinds money

Thirty-two dollars and forty-five cents

Have-it anything you like

Even rum and Coke-it

Just give glass plain whiskey

Rum and Coke it make me choke-it

Fill up your glass with vishnik

We gonna have a great big picnic

Ev’rythink she’s in the pink

Ev’rybody have a drink

Ev’rybody have a drink

Don’t nobody start trouble

Some smart Alec like a fight

I give it trouble double

I am peaceful citizen

Don’t like too drunk or make it When I go too fast

I pull the emergency brake-it

Dat’s the way I like it Lotsa Polkas, lotsa drinking

Pretty soon you don’t watch out

Ev’rybody’s stinking

Bartender, why you holler

Oh, I owe you sixteen dollar

???

the water in the sink

Ev’rybody have a drink

(Instrumental to finish with

gargles and other voice noises)