Champagne Girls I Have Known - Johnny Foreigner

The last two girls I stalked in my city went nowhere

The first dreamt of butterfly tattoos that flew from her hair

And curled around her belly

And the second wrote this awkward poetry

Ten lines, six fonts, four colors and all I can remember is

«Love is all I have to give»

We’re like love and train fare

We made monsters but monsters don’t scare

You, we worked for days but the conscience never came

We made zombies to fight your zombies

And now they stare each other out in the sanctuary on Saturdays

Mutton dressed as lamb

A wasted call from Birmingham

Brittany says «I don’t drink but if I did

I’d get smashed and head for the library»

Well, I do drink, I’ve done that and I still owe the money

How the champagne girls sit on the stand

And look out though the crowd

How nothing is wasted or compromised

The champagne girls won’t get you in

It’s like love and train fare, mutton dressed as mutton

Dressed as mutton dressed as lamb

How he walks like he could and he dances like he can

Mutton dressed as lamb