Somebody Slap Me - John Anderson

I’ve found a girl who’s got her own money

She’s so good lookin' that it ain’t funny

She’s got a Self-and-Beauty school diploma

A runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma

She looks uptown but she ain’t really

She’s into football she likes my chilli

Somebody slap me I said somebody slap me

Can’t be this happy I said somebody slap me

I’ve found a girl who’s sweeter than honey

She pets my dog and she likes my buddies

The kind of girl who ain’t afraid of nothing

She’s independent she does her own plumbing

Her daddy’s rich but she don’t let it show

She likes to fish she’s got her own boat y’all

Somebody slap me…

She’s got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue

She wants a husband but not any time soon y’all

Somebody slap me…

Somebody slap me…