Chris Rock Was My R.A. - Jimmy Fallon

Well my freshman year had an awesome RA.

i had the best RA in the world.

i wish

U was with me all my 4 years.

his name is Arnold baldwin.

we had this RA.

Arnold

Baldwin.

hes this big tall skinny black guy.

he talked exactly like chris rock

We loved him because he didn’t give a crap about us.

he didn’t care.

hes like

«im your RA!

Resident Assistant!

Resident Assistant!

im not the resident

Council!

im not the resident mother!

i dont need to know everything!

your

Friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know!

everybody throws up

Hes lucky he made it to the bathroom!

just give him a tick tack and a pillow

And leave em alone!

leave em alone!

i dont need to know!

your sweet mate is

Smokin crack, i dont need to know!

just tell him to ex hale through a empty

Toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets!

make it smell like the mountain

Springs freshes of crack!

i dont need to know!

i dont need to know if u gotta

40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin

On i dont need to know cause i dont care!

yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont

Care!

yo roomate is a pain on the ass, i dont care!

u made a booty call fo in

The mornin and she got a friend, i care!

remember me!