All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Jimmy Buffett

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below

So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe

I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood

So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, see, my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

It seems so long since I could say

Sister, Suzy sitting on a thistle

Every time I try to speak

Huh, all I do is whistle

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth my two front teeth

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth

Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer

Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy

Gee, but, but now when I go out and call Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen

None of 'em can understand me

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

My two front teeth, see my two front tee

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

So I can wish you merry Christmas

Christmas, Christmas

Aww, for goodness sakes

Happy New Year