Boyfriends - Jenna marbles

Hey, girl

I don’t know how to sing

And I don’t know how to make songs

But I made you one

And I hope that you like it

Because if you don’t

Things are going to be pretty awkward after this

Hey girl, we’ve been friends so long

And have been seeing each other, baby

So may breakups, many breaks in my heart

I wish that you can just find yourself a guy who will treat you right

So I came up with like a business proposal

That I think would be mutually beneficial

Just hear me out

We should just be each other’s boyfriends, yeah!

All right, Now before you freak out

I mean just listen, cuz this is kind of good plan

I want to take you to Celine Dion in Vegas.

Yeah, girl,

I want to hold your arms behind your back

And be like, we’re flying

And you can be Rose, and I’ll be Jack

You’re a bird, I’m a bird

I have no problem watching Chick Flicks all day

Because I’m the chick

See how that works

I would never ignore your calls and texts

Because I’m not inconsiderate

I would never do that to you, obviously

If you moved in with me, and we could have twice the closet

It would be so awesome

We could share shirts, and shoes and pants and everything

And I can do your makeup

I mean, it’s really, really good plan

We shall just be each other’s boyfriends, yeah… oh yeah yeah.

I mean, this is pretty genius, if you think about it

The only time if I get a little awkward is when we turn out the lights

It’s okay, girl

I know how to Google lesbian sex

How does that work?

If you don’t like it

That’s okay, we could always just have sex with boys

And have like an open relationship

I’m down with that

Or we could just get one of those things with those zzzz…

And then we’ll both be totally happy, right?

That’s duhh…

We should just be each other’s boyfriends

Yeah, yeah… oh yeahhh.

All right, girl, just listen to this

If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go

I can take you places you ain’t never been before

Baby take a chance with me or you’ll never ever know

I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow

Swag swag swag, on you

Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue

I dunno about me but I know about you

So say hello to falsetto in three two swag

I’d like to be everything you want

Hey girl, let me talk to you

If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go

Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone

And I can be a gentleman, anything you want

If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go

Make it nasty,

Girl, make it nasty

Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.

Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.

Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.

Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up

You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that ass up

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up

Hoe, I like that ass up

Big Butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can’t deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

I found you MS NEW BOOTY

Get it together and bring it back to me

Hit the players club for about month or two

Put his hand on it then see what he do

You can do it put your back into it

I can do it put your ass into it

You can do it put your back into it

I can do it put your ass into it

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they’re like

It’s better than yours,

Damn right it’s better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

I put my hand up on your hip / when i dip you dip we dip

…Yeah I am a couple of hundred thousand

We should just be each other’s boyfriends

Hey, hey, oh yeah

I’m not gay, you’re not gay

But that doesn’t mean we can’t be gay together

Please say, yes.

Yeah girl, yeah girl, yeah girl

Let me be your boyfriend