Heart of Illinois - Impetigo

Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois

Heart of Illinois, Don’t it make ya sick?

Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois

Heart of Illinois, Shut up ya fucking' dick!

Ten fucking years I’ve lived in this town

There’s never nothing happening going on

Except fairs, and baseball, and sidewalk sales

And old people fucking with their lawns!

Farm Futures!

Soybeans and corn!

Parks and recreation!

Collecting doorknobs?!?

Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie

Pride of the Prairie… Don’t it make ya retch?

Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie

Pride of the Prairie, Shut up ya fuckin' wrench!

Twenty fucking years Ive lived in this town

Nothing’s never going on around here

Except unemployment, and gangs, and skating bands

And college students slamming fucking beers!!!