No Lotion for That - Ian Gillan

She was a rude girl baby

With a bye-bye notion of love

She gave no warning

Did a handbrake into my life

It’s all too much for me

She said what’s up

I said not much

We live, we die

You wanna stay in touch

She don’t mean nothing to me

She set my spirit free

She’s crawlin' up and down my back

And there ain’t no lotion for that

We got no money

So what we gonna do tonight

I’m well passed caring

We’ll be staring at the walls all night

It’s all too much for a white boy

She said what’s happenin'

I said what you got

She set me on fire — ha!

The woman is hot

She don’t mean nothing to me

She set my body free

She’s crawlin' up and down my back

And there ain’t no lotion for that

When it’s time to leave

She has to have another dance

It’s fair to assume she got

Termites loose in her pants

It’s all too much pour moi

She said what’s up

I said not much

We live, we die

You wanna stay in touch

She don’t mean nothing to me

She set my spirit free

She’s crawlin' up and down my back

And there ain’t no lotion for that