Queens And Nuns - Humble Pie

Well, I know a girl who wears a python coat and it hisses when she comes

And she’s got a three legged goat originally belonged to her mother,

and it misses her mother when it runs

Ah, this house is such a mess, it’s full of queens and nuns

I’ll swap you my penny black for a wholesome glimpse of your bits

You see, I never seen those kind of things since I had a wife whose tits made

me cheat at cards, and in hearts.

Unh!

Hey, is that natives dancing, na-a-ah, it’s just a team of tarts

Andrew, don’t put me on like this again

Just because I’m the oldest has been according to the itinerary

You should have warned the public, not me

That John, George, Paul and Ringo or Linda or Yoko weren’t on this bloody

record in the first place