Please Don't Put Me on a Slow Boat To Trowbridge - Hugh Cornwell

don’t mind if you send me to coventry

spain’s not against my will

hong kong china possibility

sweden didn’t get my fill

been down south of the border

I love durham in the dales

I’ve sungporean law and order

and new york city never fails

I promise I’ll mend my ways

please don’t put me on a slow boat to trowbrisdge

not ready for salad days

sydney and me go together

I’ve worn a panamanian hat

I’ve had some fun down in dubai

and tokyo is where it’s at

spent two weeks in malindi

there’s a black hole in calcutt a

met italian primadonnas

and in the phillippines I got a hut

I promise I’ll mend my ways

not ready for salad days