Fakin - Hoodie Allen, Wale

Why you always fakin' on the net though?

Why you always flexing for the timeline?

Fakin', fakin', fakin'

Where your friends go?

Why you taking pictures of me all night?

But I’m not that nice of a dude

I might have to be rude

Why you always begging me for rent though?

Why you, why you, why, why you fakin' fakin'?

Why you always, why you always fucking on me?

Just let go me

I’m with my homies, and you don’t know me

We ain’t that close, bitch we ain’t that close

You should, you should already know

Already know

You came into my party, asking for a plus-three

I’m like «are your friends bad?»

She replied «just trust me»

Feeling kinda Irish, I’m always getting lucky

So many girls call me daddy, I should fight for custody

My life like The Oscars, critics say it’s must see

All my haters love me, that’s why they never bug me

Your girl is probably going home with me 'cause you ugly

I’mma take her phone so she don’t got no pictures of me

Paparazzi

Why you always fakin' on the net though?

Why you always flexing for the timeline?

Fakin', fakin', fakin'

Where your friends go?

Why you taking pictures of me all night?

But I’m not that nice of a dude

I might have to be rude

Why you always begging me for rent though?

Why you, why you, why, why you fakin', fakin'?

I’m looking at the page right now

Hashtag new profile

New pic, you look so proud

With your big boobs and got both out

Why you crying on my timeline?

Talking 'bout your little problems

I ain’t 'bout to follow you 'cause I ain’t got mine

I’mma holla when the primetime

Why you, how you, call me when nobody by you?

Nobody want you, your mind a ocean, your body’s a bayou

I buy you chips, no Ruth Chris, 'cause I do know this

The hungry hoes can’t do shit

Pimp grade since eighth grade

Snapchat, I got different names

That’s the one the hoes sent me nudes

Just in case you wanna wear clothes today, woo!

You ain’t insecure today

You deserve a Easter egg roll today

My hoodie on, I call Hoodie up and book every white girl in the hood today

Wale

Why you always fakin' on the net though?

Why you always flexing for the timeline?

Fakin', fakin', fakin'

Where your friends go?

Why you taking pictures of me all night?

But I’m not that nice of a dude

I might have to be rude

Why you always begging me for rent though?

Why you, why you, why, why you fakin', fakin'?

Fakin' and bakin'

I’m done with the hand shaking

Dap it up on me we cool

Everything negative, you’re way too late again

Girls in they get in my pool

Fuck what you saying, I might be Jamaican

They tell me I’m some kind of jerk

Drop the beat I go berzerk

Homie I’m puttin' in work

God damn I’m back again, still Billy Madison

Still eating lunch and dessert

People keep talking, their guns will be floppin'

I’m ignoring every word

Painting, I’m painting, I’m painting the picture

They tryin' to tell me what it’s worth

I swear that I might be the dopest motherfucker off of this planet, on Earth

I did it since birth, I tell you my plans

It ain’t no secret that I’ve been the man

I am just saying this shit’s to be saying it

I am just saying it 'cause I c-can, 'cause I c-can

I’ll even stutter

These bitches don’t know you, they don’t even bother

'Cause my bigget fan is also your mother

I swear they be playing this every summer, so

Why you always fakin' on the net though?

Why you always flexing for the timeline?

Fakin', fakin', fakin'

Where your friends go?

Why you taking pictures of me all night?

But I’m not that nice of a dude

I might have to be rude

Why you always begging me for rent though?

Why you, why you, why, why you fakin', fakin'?