Mario & Link - Hobo Johnson

Hello there

It’s Frank

And this song is dedicated to Mario and Link

Due to their undying perseverance

Which I’m not sure I should do the same, but

Mario’s never getting some

And Link’s never getting some

So why would princesses love me

I’m not really making moves

I’m just kinda breathing

I work at fucking pizza places just so I keep eating

That’s the type of shit

To make me go and smoke a fucking pack of smokes a day

That’s the type of shit to make me ask my father «Are you okay?»

That’s the type of shit to make me buy a flask for twenty five

And fill it up with Taka Vodka, only four ninety nine

That’s the type of shit to make me write a song and fucking pray

That this one’s better than the one that I wrote yesterday

Or yesteryear

Yes sir please

Let me get the recipe

To not being broke

Fuck, I’d really love to be a king, but Mario and Link

Should show that perseverance is not the end all to everything

The princess in a hallway and a robe

I asked if you liked coffee and scones

And she said «No.»

But, I just killed a fucking Dragon though

With this sword that I made from the words of my soul

I just killed a fucking Dragon, though

I just killed a fucking Dragon though

But it’s whatever

I don’t even care that much