Everything But - Here Come The Mummies

I met her Sunday at an ice cream social

A southern Belle with a scoop of purity

She said her chaperone was gonna be a no-show

We skipped the dance, she said «Follow my lead!»

She’s her own virgin of her story

Getting off on a technicality

It’s not a sin if you know just where to put it

There’s other options if you know just what I mean

There’s hardly anything that she won’t do

The girl is clever bending over the rules

'Cause her beliefs run deep in her gut

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything but

She’s not the kind of girl to cave into pressure

She knows she’s gonna get married in white

The wedding bells won’t be ringing unless ya

Make some concessions to keep Mr. Right

Saving it up for the matrimonial

Giving it up for the backdoor bone-ial!

There’s hardly anything that she won’t do

The girl is clever bending over the rules

'Cause her beliefs run deep in her gut

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything but

Don’t wanna judge, but I love to anal-yze her

Hook line and stinker, I’m in deep, it’s okay

I’m in touch with everything inside her

She knows she’s chaste, I’m behind her all the way

There’s hardly anything that she won’t do

The girl is clever bending over the rules

'Cause her beliefs run deep in her gut

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything

She does everything but