Hello Five O - Hellbound Glory

Five men in the car down at the local bar, I been drinkin' with my friends

Seein' double and you knew it’d be trouble: I was drivin' home drunk again

I sped right by a patrol car and I prayed he’d let me pass

Seen him in the mirror 'fore I got far, nd I seen

Hello Five O

How you doin', sir?

How fast was I goin'?

Sorry I ain’t sure

But here’s my license

And my insurance card

Oh Five O, I’m just drivin' home

I ain’t comin' back from the bar

He looked down at my license and then he looked me in the eye

By the smell of booze, Lord I knew he knew I was caught up in a lie

Well he walked back to his patrol car and I thought I’d make a run

But he’s right there standin' before I could start

He said, «Step out that vehicle son»

Hello Five O

You wanna breathalyze me?

Well need to take a deep breath

And blow a damn machine

Well here goes nothin'

What’s the meter say?

No Five O, it just can’t be so

No way I blew a .28

He reached down for his handcuffs

Then he looked at me with a grin

Said «Son, don’t even think of gettin' tough

«I'm gonna haul you in»

Fuck you, Five O

The act’s over now

I’ll say what I want to

I’m screwed anyhow

I’m gonna lose my license

And my right to drive

So fuck you, Five O,

For this here DUI