Tactile - Hefner

In five minutes I’ll be leaving this room

She doesn’t listen but my word how I swoon when she talks

But talk is never enough

The dirty talk that’s what’s bothering me

And the gaudy walls of this rented property

I think I’m watching too much porn on TV

But I won’t go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way

And I’m not lonely, I’m just bored

Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor

I don’t want to get laid I just want to be held

She is unfaithful to a husband 5 miles away

She lives alone and she rues her wedding day

She married beneath herself that’s what her girlfriends say

Her smile is sad but not the saddest I’ve ever seen

The saddest smiles are in the dirty magazines

She made me laugh and now she plans to make me scream

And petticoat hems are rising to high

Romance is dead I think I see the reason why

I don’t want to get laid I just want to be held