Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo - Harvey Danger

Not another existential cowboy

And no more «California champagne»

Not another saddle tramp --

Sick, sore, lonely, and out of place

Cryin' in his coffee ice cream (come on)

Edith cannot fix another engine

Nor paint another face on a rubber can clown (woo woo woo)

She takes another temp job

But in her secret heart, she rides!

She’s just a sad sweetheart of the rodeo

Not an urban legend now

Sad sweetheart of the rodeo

Give it a rest, give it a rest, give it a bad night’s sleep

Norman says that you could take a Valium

(or maybe something stronger)

'Cause he doesn’t understand, uh

How you get so excited watching 'The Lusty Men'

«The Marlboro Man died of cancer

And he wasn’t a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.»

She took one last gulp of his soft city condescension

And blasted off from his little launch pad to parts west

Sad sweetheart of the rodeo

Not an urban legend now

Sad sweetheart of the rodeo

(lonesome cowboy Bill, where are you?)

Sad sweetheart of the rodeo

Not an urban legend now

Sad sweetheart of the rodeo