Death to Dickie Duncan - Gwar

Don’t know what to feed the kids?

Do their eyes look sad and sunken?

They will surely flip their lids

If you bring 'em to Dickie Duncan!

Who’s the one that you’re craving

In the middle of the night?

Yeah, sure he’s bad for you

But he feels so right

So ladies and gentlemen

Without further ado

Let me introduce to you

In his hideous debut…

DICKIE

Duncan!!!

Hahahahaha!

Hey there, kiddies!

It’s time to have some fun!

I am the one

Who’s gonna feed you

Murder on a bun

I am the one

Who won’t stop

Until you weigh a ton

Obese, corn-fed and deep fried!

Yeeaaah

All I fucking do is eat and shit all day

Yeeaaaah

Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid

I beg your pardon

Got you shartin' your garments

I’m lovin' it, my oven mitt

Is serving up garbage

I’m the mascot, makes you pass out

In a park full of perverts

And burgers made of murder

Served by suicidal servers

Yeeaaah

All I fucking do is eat and shit all day

Yeeaaaah

Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid

Yeeaaah

All I fucking do is eat and shit all day

Yeeaaaah

I’ll cover your face with my mayonnaise!

Killing little piggies

On the production line

Grind them to sludge

To make the food on which you dine

I am the one

Who’s busy making

All the brats so fat

I am the one

Who’s got them loving

Nuggets made from rat

Yeeaaah

All I fucking do is eat and shit all day

Yeeaaaah

Feed poison to the kids so that I can get paid

Yeeaaah

All I fucking do is eat and shit all day

Yeeaaaah

You ate so much fast food you can’t biodegrade!