Crack In The Egg - Gwar

So!

Ohhhhh!

The egg was spawned in our mutation pit

In the bowels of your world, it was grown

Feeding on the blood of your loin spawn

And all the filthy load that was blown

Now the time is right for its birth

And whatever it is shall stalk the earth

What it looks like, I care not

I just hope it kills a lot

Crack in the egg

Crack in the egg

The time is ripe

Crack in my pipe

Parasitical scum, you die so easily

But you always have sickened me

Your will enslaved, you grovel for more

Soon your bowels will litter the floor

Cannibalistic depravity

Bereft of all humanity

A fitting feast of abject insanity

A dark curtain before the last calamity

Crack in the egg

The time is ripe

Crack in the egg

Crack in my pipe

There is but one way to bring the egg life

Murder the innocent soul

Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed

Their skulls are fashioned into bowls

Your masses of humans are gagging in glee

Now you gape but you’ll soon be here with me

If you’re really lucky, I’ll vomit on thee

Shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee

Sunder your forms with my withering hacks

Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks

Now bring me dead babies, let there be no lack!

I got a bunch of them here in my sack!

I slaughtered your daughters and mangled your sons

If we kill enough of them, Gor-Gor will come

The end of your race, we approach the hour

Gor-Gor will get a blood red baby shower

Bathe him in death to celebrate life

I’ll be the doctor and Beef, the midwife

But it takes so long, how can I cut slack?

Shoot that fucker up with some crack

Gor-Gor, see him inside his egg

Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg

Will he be a happy child?

Maybe…

More likely he’ll be a crack baby

We infected his being with evil drugs

So he would grow up and be a thug

Destroying this planet, the world he’ll mug

The human race will die and we’ll just shrug

SHRUG