Gamer's Paradise - Grandayy

As I walk through the mineshaft of cave spiders and webs

I look at my hunger bars and realize there’s nothin' left

‘Cause I’ve been sprintin' and jumpin' so long, that

Even my doggy thinks that my steaks are gone

But I ain’t never killed a cow that didn’t deserve it

Me be treated like a noob, you know that’s unheard of

You better watch where you walkin' and where you diggin'

Or you mind end up swimmin' in molten rock

I’d really like to bridge, but I got no blocks

Pick just broke, I don’t evn get to mine this goldd

Noob, I’m the kinda Stve the minecraft homies wanna be like

In the caves in the night, minin' diamonds in the torch light

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer’s paradise

My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer’s paradise

Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer’s paradise

I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer’s paradise

My helm got respiration, also unbreaking

I can’t live a normal life, I was raised on the tweets

So I gotta be live on my Twitch stream

Too much Minecraft speedrun watchin' got me doubtin' Dream

I’m a educated fool, drop tables on my mind

Got my pearls in my hand and a blaze in the sky

I’m a loc’d out griefer, set lurin' creepers

But my runs are legit so don’t call me a cheater

Noob, death ain’t nothin' but a half heart away

I’m playin' on hardcore mode, what can I say?

I’m level 23, but will I live to see 24?

The way the mobs are spawinin' I don’t know

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That silk touch is worse than fortune III

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer’s paradise

My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer’s paradise

Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer’s paradise

I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer’s paradise

Power and the mending, mending and the power

Village after village, tower after tower

Villagers are runnin', but half of them ain’t tradin'

It’s goin' on in the blacksmith, but I don’t know what’s smeltin'

They say to join the Realm, and they’ll give me some freebies

But i keep getting errors, so how can I join please?

I guess I can’t, I guess I won’t

I guess I’m dumb, 'cause now I know my client’s out of date, fool!

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gamer’s paradise

My sword got sharpness V livin' in the gamer’s paradise

Been building with beehives livin' in the gamer’s paradise

I really miss my wife livin' in the gamer’s paradise