First Show Ever - Free Cake For Every Creature

split a big bottle of beer before our show

stood on the roof of the parking garage, looked down below

at all the moms and dads, who, for sure, were not going to our show

no, they just wanna go home

we chugged malt liquor, actually

8.1% to make us feel drunk more quickly, cheaply

we were already late and didn’t have any money

to spend at the bar where we were playing

a family came onto the roof

they wanted to get into their car and drive home, too

we put the bottle on the ledge and walked away quickly and conspicuously

trying to pretend we weren’t scoundrels and failing

$ 1.89 at stewart’s and a few minutes later

we were sort of drunk together on the roof of a parking garage

in the beginning of december

we were about to play our first show ever

at a bar, and were were a little nervous

but we didn’t go home