Once Upon a Time in Scandinavistan - Freak Kitchen

Grumpy, tired with eyes blood red

Take a breath as the therapist said

Bingo-playing sex-workers and curry ooze

A molotov cocktail of venereal blues

Kama sutra and decomposing seaweed stew

Diastolic blood pressure higher than the IQ

Shaking, starving, running out of juice

Better stop by the tandoori moose

Once upon a time in Scandinavistan

Illegal propaganda transmission from a submarine

Get your head smashed by a feminist teen

A public intelligence Officer too tired to be afraid

As the anti-socials are gearing up for the parade

Colonial law states it’s an utter disgrace

Committing Nuisance in a public place

Vomit, drunkenness and potent fury

There is no cure for the muddy streets of Gautampuri

Once upon a time in Scandinavistan

Wear helmet!

Head is not replaceable

Wear helmet!

Head is not replaceable

Wear helmet!

Head is not replaceable

Only one head per lifetime…