The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath - Frank Zappa

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The M.O.I.

Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath

Frank Zappa (guitar, vocals)

Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Jeff Simmons (bass)

George Duke (keyboards)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

«I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance with

the regulations of the contract with this here rock and roll engagement.

And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida, and the respective regulations

perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere!

Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!, UNDER NO

CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY TUBE, WAD, DINGUS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE

ON THIS STAGE!

THIS does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room,

however.»