Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead - Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, The Mothers

Poofter’s Froth, Wyoming

March Eleven Sixty-Seven

Take a letter, Ms. Abetter

An' our pigeons will be homing

To our jobbers in Dakota

And to Merwyn, Minnesota

This is merely just a note about

Performance to our quota

Well, we’ve all come out to show them

An' the Elks have helped us load 'em

Little packets full of jackets

Little rackets, little rackets

Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments

Little Poofter’s Froth Anointments

Little hoods, little goods

Little doo-dads from the woods

The entire stock is shipping

Oh, our shod is hardly slipping!

To our markets of the world

Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!

T-shirt racks, rubber snacks

Poster rolls with matching tacks

Yes, a special beer for sports

And paper cups that hold two quarts!

Everything a nation needs

For making hoopla while it feeds

The trash compactors, small reactors

Mowers, blowers, throwers and the glowers

This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute

Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!

Ah but we have been astute!

Signed: Anon.

— Wyo. Galoot