Montana (Whipping Floss) - Frank Zappa

Say that again please

Whipping Post!

Whipping Post?

Ok, just a second

(Do you know that?)

Oh sorry, we don’t know that one

Anything else?

Hum me a few bars of it… please

Just show me how it goes, please

Just sing, sing me Whipping Post

and then maybe we’ll play it with you

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Thank you very much

And now…

Judging from the way you sang it,

it must be a John Cage composition, right?

Here we go… Montana

One two, one two three four

I might be movin’to…

Hold it!

Hold it!

We can’t possibly start the song off like that!

Good god!!!

That’s inexcusable!

What happened to you last night?

(George has a tape of it)

George has a tape of it?

Ok, we’ll use that in the second show

Ready?

Montana…

Wait a minute… Whipping Post

No… Montana

One two, one two three four

It’s too fast for you!

One two, one two three four

I might be moving to Helsinki soon

Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss

Raisin’it up Waxen it down

Tying it to the Whipping Post

In the middle of town

But by myself I wouldn’t

Have no boss,

Cause I’d be raisin’my lonely

Whipping Post

Raisin’my lonely

Whipping Post

Raisin’my lonely

Whipping Post

Well I just might grow me some thongs

But I’d leave the hippy stuff

To somebody else… how 'bout Chester?

And then I would

Get a person

Tie him up To the Whipping Post

And beat the living shit out of him

So that guy in the audience was satisfied

But by myself I wouldn’t

Have no boss,

'Cause I’d be raisin’my lonely

Whipping Post-Floss

Movin’to Montana soon

Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (how unique!)

Movin’to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

(yes, it’s such a ballad at this tempo)

Little Booger-bear

Boogers everywhere

And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song…