Jezebel Boy - Frank Zappa

Jezebel Boy!

You know all the guys

In the Sheriff’s Patrol

They leave you alone

When they round up the whores

Up on Hollywood Boulevard

Sometimes that nasty D. A

Thinks he needs his name

In the paper again --

That’s usually when

The short-pants girls

Have to take a ride

With a friendly policeman

But the Jezebel Boy

On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant

Stands by the light;

Waitin' through the night

Waitin' for that distinguished-looking

Wilshire District Gentleman

With snow-white hair

To drive up in his Lincoln

And whisk away the Jezebel Boy

There he goes now!

Old Ralph will make him put that wretched

Sausage in his mouth again

Another day

Another sausage --

Jezebel Boy