Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa

I want a nasty little Jewish princess

With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses

A horny little Jewish princess

With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma

Lonely inside

Well, she can swallow my pride

I need a hairy little Jewish princess

With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes

I want a steamy little Jewish princess

With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums

I don’t want no troll

I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish princess

Who don’t know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking

A vicious little Jewish princess

To specifically happen with a pee-pee that’s snappin

All up inside

I just want a princess to ride

Awright, back to the top… everybody twist

I want a funky little Jewish princess

A grinder;

a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper

A brazen little Jewish princess

With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits

She can even be poor

So long as she does it with four on the floor

(vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish princess

With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters

A fragile little Jewish princess

With Roumanian thighs, who weasels n lies

For two or three nights

Won’t someone send me a princess who bites

Won’t someone send me a princess who bites

Won’t someone send me a princess who bites

Won’t someone send me a princess who bites