Salt Chunk Mary's - Fatso Jetson

He’s a caveman in a UFO

And a fertile piece of ass

Long tongued liar

I give him praise, praise, praise

He drives a heavy chunk creeper

And it’s sucking black smoke

A leaded dead ringer

That gets nowhere fast

I give you demolition vision

And a crown of broken glass

The wicked King Wicker

I give him praise, praise, praise

Add a ticket to the ghost train

You live to creepy crawl

In apocalyptic culture

About to go down the drain

At Salt Chunk Mary’s

You never never leaves

You can hide behind the bottles

And she’s got everything you need

He’s a caveman in a UFO

Within a fertile piece of ass

The long tongued liar

I give him praise, praise, praise