A Porter's Love Song to a Chambermaid - Fats Waller

I will be your dust pan

If you’ll be my broom

We could work together

All around the room

I will be your clothes pin

Be my pulley line

We’ll hang out together

Wouldn’t that be fine

I will be your dish pan

If you’ll be my dish

We’ll meet after meals dear

What more could you wish

I will be your window

Be my window shade

That’s a porter’s love song

To a chambermaid