Wonder Years - Evil Ebenezer

Six cups of NeoCitran and I feel no pain

Sitting on the back porch outside in the cold rain

Chasing the cocaine walk the streets with no name

Look my nose change color like Rudolph I’m no saint

No pain no gain, told you I’m no angel

No rainbows or halos just lightning inhale boy

How could I fail boy just tap me up another rail boy

We don’t ever do white with my shades on

When the sun is too bright I got devious plans to introduce tonight

So good at being bad I could never do right

When I was younger I had to go on special meds

In highschool the teachers put me in special ed

And kids made fun of me and my temper went bad

Once smashed a kids skull until his head bled

All over the dez they put me under arrest

But the charges couldn’t be pressed too young I guess

Doctor said I was depressed so more meds were suggested

Never in my life have I ever been accepted

Not even now you would have thought I had a greater life

Lots of friends, popularity, a smile on my face

But I’m still ducking the hate I’ll cover in scrapes

Still trudging through the mud fucking stuck in this place

I always knew I was a little bit off, a little bit lost

But always knew I could do whatever I wanted

I always knew I was just a little bit haunted

On the playground I was haunted, anxiety problems

And the kids call me more names and cause me more pain

And every year that went by became more strange

Started braking into houses, wasn’t playing board games

And all of a sudden one day the door rang

It was one of the kids I ran with

Then he had a gun he pointed at my mom and said

'this is for your son, if he tells the cops what happened then he’s gonna get

what’s comin'

My mom was so scared she was sick to her stomach

Causing so much grief at all night I would spend

Those kids were just using me they weren’t really my friends

I thought I was being cool, gangster like them

Guess I didn’t know who I was I was trying to pretend