Funky Piano - EPMD

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects

It’s DJ Scratch, so girls fix your Kotex

The Ruler;

not Slick Rick, but the ruler on the mix

With ten or more tricks

Take flicks, prick, but please don’t miss this:

Watch my DJ cut with his dick

Yeah, slick ain’t it?

See your moms fainted

Technics 1200, and watch scratch train it

I’m-a step off and let Scratch collect dough

While you hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

(«Here with the movement of his hands»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix

No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips

And feeds up and down is extra weak

He strictly cross-fades club mixes every week

Won’t break a sweat, the man’s sharp on the blade

Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade

Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'

No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'

From table to table, sports a Gucci cable

EPMD’s the group, Def Jam is the label

Now I’m-a step off while Scratch collects his dough

Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

(«Here with the movement of his hands»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Who is the best?»

(«Me!»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Stop lying» («Go ask her mother»)

«Good God!»