The Royal Doulton Music Hall - Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Pixie Davies

What’s that?

We’re on the brink of an adventure, children

Don’t spoil it with too many questions

In the nursery, you were never by yourself

There was quite another world upon your shelf

Hold on!

Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun’s descent

To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes in this dearly dynamical

Simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl

There’s a cuddly and curious

Furry and furious animal watering hole

Where the monkeys and hummingbirds

Know the tunes and the words

Every beast large and small

Loves the very top drawer-able, always encore-able

Royal Doulton Music Hall

Ooh, that one tickled my tail.

Nearly there, Mary Poppins!

Yes in this

Marvelous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl

There’s a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up

Scenery they swallow whole

There are lots of cats tuning strings

Nightingales in the wings

Waiting for their big drum roll

At the simply sensational

Standing ovational

Royal Doulton Music Hall

Here we are!

But where’s the music hall?

Oh yes- that.

Silly me

Step right up!

Step right up!

Wow!

Goodness!

How on Earth did she do that?

One thing you should know about Mary Poppins — she never explains anything.

Come on!

Hurry, hurry.

Get tickets while you can.

For the one night only,

one and only — Mary Poppins!

What an honor it is to have you join us this

evening

Thank you

And who is this I see?

Why, it’s John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!

You know us?

Of course!

Everyone knows the Banks children.

Hurry along now.

Get yourself

some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in

May we Mary Poppins?

Yes- just keep away from the edge of the bowl

At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable

Lavishly praisable, always roof-raise-able

Royal Doulton Music Hall