Drag Racing the Devil - Angry Johnny and the Killbillies

I was sitting at a red light

|I was waiting for a green light

Up pulls this El Dorado with plates

that said diablo

With a guy, looked like an undertaker

Smile on his face, leaned out the window

and said:

Hey Hayseed, you wanna race?

Will I had nothing better to do since my baby

gave me that big F.U.

So I said All right buddy, right back in your face.

I’ll race you to the end of the world just tell

me — what are the stakes?

He rolled his back window down, I saw

something big and brown

It was a big ol’Rottweiler stuck his head

out to look around

And I knew who I was racing, the light turned

green I punched that hammer down

I got about a quarter mile I looked to my left

and I saw him smile

He was all ov