The Fans Are Chatting - Dethklok

A Big Show is coming up which will be just in time

Because people around the world have been very concerned

About the lack of Toki Wartooth in the press world

He hasn’t been seen in public, where could he be?

The band released a statement:

He’s fine;

don’t worry about Toki

Well, he’s okay

I guess we’ll see when they play

Hey, that’s the Dethklok Minute--have a great day!

He’s been out of the public eye

We’re worried we’ll be denied

One fifth of our favorite band

We’re the power, we’re the fans

We want answers!

Where’s Toki?

Where’s Toki?

We want answers!

Where is the man?

We’re going online, we’re gonna get to the bottom of this

Going online, we’re gonna get to the bottom of this--

I heard a rumor from my roommate Matt

That he can’t play guitar because he got too fat!

I heard Toki’s at a rehab place

'Cause he did so many drugs that he melted his face

I heard he’s getting plastic surgery done

They’re putting in horns and cleaving his tongue

I heard he’s gone 'cause his hair went away

They put in some transplants, now he’s totally gay!

(arguing) You’re gay!

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You are all wrong, you don’t know the whole story

Toki’s been kidnapped with the girl by some men

Oh, Dethklok could save them but they can’t be bothered

These cowards may never see their Toki again!

Dethklok doesn’t care about their best friends!

They will be responsible for their death!!!

It’s good to be here tonight, lemme hear ya!

(crowd cheers sparsely)

And on rhythm guitar, Mr. Toki Wartooth!

(silence)

(crowd boos)

We want Toki back!(Repeat x6)

Oh my God, they’re leaving the show

We don’t want our fans to go…

I think I know what I must do…

People of the world, I want you to know

Toki--we're coming to save you!!!