Waterpark Bachelorette - Destrage

Once upon a time, yesterday

Melanie was getting married to Mark

The love of his life

The phone rings, Jennifer’s on

She planned a treat for the young bachelorette

A party night they will never ever forget

The girls are excited

It’s gonna be nasty

It’s gonna be the cuba cay

Total carnage on Saturday

Damn this cuba cay ain’t the place she thinks

No table dance, no cuban strippers

The surprize is bloody bitter

It’s a bit distant from my idea of fun

I’d rather role play with cowboys and guns

But I can take it as it comes and join in

Yes, you get wet and that’s the point

Mel spent the day choosing shoes and doing make up

She’d shoulda gone for sun tancream and swimming cap

On this waterpark fake sand

I’m the queen whose lost command

And spinsterhood’s up around the bend

But on my mind there’s something big

How do they say?

It’s kinda slang

Oh yeah, I wish I was in a gangbang

It’s a bit distant from my idea of fun

I’d rather role play with cowboys and guns

But I can take it as it comes and join in

Yes, you get wet and that’s the point

What a waste of time

No drinks, no men, no tease

But look at that guy

I may have found a plan B

I met a Cuban at the cuba cay

I can surrender to his arms today

It’s no big thing

It’s just my party affair

And after all, my handsome Mark can wait