Oh Man the Future - De Lux

Flying cars

Higher buildings

Cyborgs

World War 4

U.S Civil War 2027

Made in USA prints on China’s Tupperware

North Korea somehow destroys itself

Oh man the future!

Chips in our brains

Pay via thought process

Robots

No jobs

No money

Everything is free

One man or woman at the top

Menism

Oh man the future!

Oh man the future

Is coming a lot sooner…

Oh man the future!

It becomes okay for the white man to say vinegar

Black people are over it

Except for right now

The oppression has been forgotten

Religion is dead

Everyone is logical but they don’t know why

Oh man the future!

Social networking

Replaced by social interaction

Virtual reality becomes sub reality

People make money off of being good at a life in a virtual game

Oh man the future!

Humans have evolved into humans with way less hair, more brain power and weaker

bodies

We become what we thought to be aliens

But we realize we are the aliens

Oh the future!

Oh man the future

Is coming a lot sooner…

39 more U.S. Presidents until a woman finally makes it into office

Not that it’ll matter

'Cause a year later a revolution happens and the war for hunger and poverty ends

The government is destroyed

Oh man the future!

People create drugs to trick the body into thinking it’s getting the nutrients

it needs to survive

Food no longer necessary

Oh man the future!

Resources are replaced with drugs

The drugs are the resources

And the chemicals become the resources in order to create the drugs

Oh man the future!

New diseases emerge

The higher up people don’t give a shit

Who the hell are they anyway?

Why don’t they ever say anything about themselves?

My friends start dying

Oh man I die

Oh man the world dies

Oh man the future!

And as I say all this I piss off the Buddhist on the comer of Hollywood and

Highland

Not that I would hang out there…

Oh man the future!

Oh man the humor

Is coming a lot sooner

Oh man the future

Is becoming a lot cooler

Oh man the future

Without Ferris Bueller

Say goodbye to your favorite movie stars!

Oh man the future

Is coming a lot sooner

Lots of people seem to be trying to do what others are not doing

But then it will just switch

Since everyone is trying to do what everyone is not doing

Then it turns into what everyone is essentially doing

And then people will just start doing what other people actually are doing

But consciously aware of it

And approaching it in an artistic manner rather than obviously following the

trend

And to even to determine who is actually accomplishing this is very difficult

'Cause since everyone is doing it

It’s harder to prove

Oh man the future!

The future!

And I hope when we’re old

We won’t be so alone

In a cave stuck in space

Just a chip in your brain

Oh man the future

Is coming a lot sooner

Personal satellites to get rid of cell phone bills

Customizable babies

Genetical dimensioneering

Extremely fragrant weather changes

Australia lowers its gravity

Tesla creates a giant ladder to the moon

Oh man the future!

Archaeologists discover Facebook