Fashion Party - Das Racist, Heems

R… R… How do you spell it?

Raciste?

Nope, I’m sorry, your name is not on the list

Step aside!

Step aside!

No-no-no, it’s cool.

They’re with me

I spotted you in Sean John

At the Spring and Summer sample sale

The overstock of oversize made you look so thin and pale

Where has we met before?

Balenciaga show?

Backstage in Paris or face-hunting in Milan, oooh let’s go

I’m at the fashion party

I’m wearing fashion clothes

I’m putting fashionable powders up inside my nose

Looking at these fashion friends

Tryin' to make them fashion ends

Tryin' to touch that fashion paper

Like they was fashion pens

I’m like a fountain pen

I look like mountain men

But I’m not a mountain man

I’m a fucking mountain, man

I fuck with fashion trends

My trends are fashion forward

Two dollar jeans and Gucci visors from the dollar store

Garbage bags, Lanvin

Why you call it 'Lan-vin'?

People very educated out here in the Hamptons

Yes I’m tan, and Taliban chic

Shorty said I look like a Taliban freak

Mr. Tally Man told me I’m bananas last week

I’m Heems, working on a line with Khalif

Let’s freak

Highest thread counts on my sheet

Ain’t I seen you at that fashion party last week?

I’m at a fashion party

I’m wear-ing fashion clothes

I’m wearing fashion fabrics everyone in fashion knows

I’m smoking ganja weed

(But dog, what about the Janjaweed?)

Yo the Pope wear Prada, the devil wear Prada

I can’t be bothered, I’m tryin to holla!

I see London, I see France

Where’d you get yourself those pants?

I can’t tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance

Hot pink and acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can’t tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she’s ooh, looking good)

I got the cameras flashin'

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

Next is bed and breakfast

Carmel, Michel Foucault, Michelle ma belle

Yup, Western medicine

Lobster, steak, and venison

Wafer thin crackers, famous actors

Duck confit, Pinot Grigio

Hummus with miso, scallop piece-io

So freaky-deaky, so fashion fashion

I’ll take a five zero CK one

And make a two three sport

Tell the interns to shut the Dior

Studded, beaded, slip-on flats

With high-top low-rise ankle wraps

Mulberry, periwinkle, beige ecru

Eggplant, mustard, midnight blue

Tie-dye laced with leather trim

Musky sport cologne for him

I see London, I see France

Where’d you get yourself those pants?

I can’t tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance

(I'm trying to dance)

Hot pink and acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can’t tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she’s ooh, looking good)

(Fashion party)

I got the cameras flashin'

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

She’s a model and she’s ooh, looking good

She’s a model Baby, she’s a model

She’s a model and she’s ooh, looking good

Tell them what I am!

He’s a model and he’s ooh looking-ooh looking

He’s a model h-h-he's a model

She’s a model and she’s ooh, looking good

She’s a model and he’s ooh, looking ooh, looking

I see London, I see France

Where’d you get yourself those pants?

I can’t tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance

Hot pink and acid green

All dressed up like Halloween

Can’t tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine

(She's a model and she’s ooh, looking good)

(She's a model)

I got the cameras flashin'

Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion

Barbizon, Louis Vitton

Todd Solondz, André Breton

Aime Cesaire, I don’t care

I’ll pull down your underwear