Amazing - Das Racist, Heems

I ain’t wavy, man, I’m an ocean

Basic unit of life, Heems is a photon

I’m Don King, I gets my promote on

I’m smooth, you rappers need lotion

I’m amazing, people laugh at my jokes

And hand me they smoke with blunts in the same bag

Pre-rolled, they roll, that’s how we roll

All 'cause we rap about weed

I don’t do that, dog, I rap about me

And I ain’t splashy, I am the sea

I spark grapes, I am the tree

I’m stickball, manhunt, salugi

I’m fourteen, puffing on loosies

I’m nineteen, smoking on loosies

I’m twenty-four, burning these loosies

Used to play basketball, then we started drinking

Used to be thinkin' like a young Dave Dinkins

Like a young Abe Lincoln, in a cabin, I be singin'

You can’t smell me?

I’m stinkin'

I’m Hindu Kush, I’m Hindu Thug

I’m drugs, I’m drums, I’m dubs, I’m love

So catch the vibe, ride with it

Kids do like fences with our shit: they pick it

Get it?

Stick it to the man

Riding with a caravan a mans that’s from Pakistan

I’m in the future in Hawaii ghostwriting for your favorite rapper

Eating red snapper with grouper

Hanging with Mr. Cooper, opening credits, hopin' you get it

Oakland is proud, look at the dark clouds

Hard, loud, soft and bulbous

Faster mascara snake wet generous

The kid could share a lake, Ellen DeGeneres

Type rug, munchie with a scrunchie

Lotta haters wanna punch me, like a donkey

I’m Eddie Murphy in Shrek I’m complex

I’m Kanye in whiteface on the cover of Complex

Magazine, is Lady Gaga a drag queen?

I’m Sage Francis on the cover of Beyond Race

Pee on face of any R. Kelly groupie

Type-rage against machines on a spooky night

Kookie light do the right thing like Mookie might

Yo!

MTV Raps cards on the spokes of my hooptie bike

Others is dookie type, me, I’m loopy type

Living the juicy life;

Howser, Doogie-like

Younger brother, I’m in the jungle, mother

I’m in the jungle, Mama

Yeah

It’s really happening

You can see me rapping and stuff

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Kutis!

With the old Nautica jacket from '96 or something

This shit is fly though

I got the—the white racing stripe only on one side

Get 'em, 12-year-old me

All cross color scheme, all across colors teams

Jerseys, you heard me?

Timbos all butter bean

Butterface, but her waist move like a snake do

Chetton Hill, salad, three steak dude

I don’t wanna snake you

I just wanna copy and paste you

Take you and bathe with you, taste of you

Wait, are you able to give of the flesh like Abel do?

Not able?

Cain’ll do (True)

Under dig, a feign’ll do

(Just like, pretend you know what I’m talking about, you know)

Rock, yabba-dabba doo, cut, swagger dagger do

Swing, Vance, Bagger do, good, pig, that’ll do

Captain of this Kangaroo

OG commander of the starship, Pike before Kirk

Life before birth

Light before night, sight beyond sight

Eye of Thundera

Fire burn better, Negra Modela, cardiac arrest-ah

Best of the best, of the best, of the best, of the best-ahhhh

(Best of the best)