Jussummen - Das EFX

Well I’m the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba

Ranks making bank, operating like Trapper

John M.D., yea, that’s what folks tell me

I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby

So there, dear, uhum, your suped though

Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo

Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble

And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle

But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters

Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers

See, I got it going on cause of the songs that I write

I got it going on cause my crew is nuff hype

Plus I sits’em, I stands’em, I brands’em like Zorro

I shop at D’Agastino for a bag of Stella D’oro

Breadsticks, oh yes it’s the books plus three

Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, A-Blitz and D

Cause we’re

Jussumen that’s on the mic…

Yiggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka

Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher

When I’m proper, I dibbity dibble dabble wit my winnings

I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons

I’m funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder

I’ll jump up and flex, make you think I’m Jane Fonda

I shiggity slam Rito, I’m laidback like Tito

I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo

Se Puente?

Yes I can samba

I’m known like Gerardo, sheesh, ay caramba

The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser

I gots crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser

So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive

I wickity wax that scalp like Alberto V.O.

Five

Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite

I’m well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite

Cause we’re

Check it, one for the money, two for the show

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho!

Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends

In the States I’m making dollars, in Japan, I’m making Yens

Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William

I’m quick to break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million

Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children

I’m hard as Plymouth Rock, you silly schmuck, just ask the Pilgrims

I was strong from the get go, I’m not Lou Ferringo

I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo

Like Chico, I’m the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so

When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks

Some tomato, tomahto, baloney, bologna

I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle stone ya

A loner, I can’t swim, I’m laughing in my hoodie

And I get down and boogie-oogie-oogie

Cause we’re

I’m like Slick Rick the Ruler but I’m cooler than a Calvin

My mom’s name is June, my pops name is Alvin

I’m not your Curt Gowdy but I’m outtie, sayonara

So hit the road Jack so I can welcome back Kotter

I figgity flash the ill shit, I flips them when I get them

I chills wit the Books now I’m paid out the rectum

No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like Sasquatch

I’m deep, no steep, I’ll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)

I diggity drops a jam and now I’m slamming like Madonna

I gave a crewcut to Sinéad O’Connor

Your honor, I’m bad to the bone, word is bond

Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on

Yes I am, my ?(gibitibibity)?

bedroom will not end

'Til the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again

Cause it’s crazy, so give it a rest toots, don’t you know me

I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni

Cause we’re