Vuvuzela! - Dan Bull

Who developed the vuvuzela, what a stupid fella

I’m sure musically that you and me could do it better

By amassing the the larynxes of a thousand

Japanese pornstars and attaching that to an extractor fan

I know that’s a clumsy example but damn

It’s absurd trying to put in words a clamor this bad

I don’t intend to offend the south african fans

But I’d be more than happy for this crappy toy to be banned

It’s gotta be one of the most annoying of fads

I wonder what’ll be the next annoying noise from the stands

Can we expect a cat strangling boy band

Or perhaps a pack of orangutans enjoying a shag

They say it’s atmosphere but it doesn’t sound like that to me

It’s like a massive accident happened in a brass instrument factory

Actually, look if I had to be honest

I’d probly prefer somone to stamp on my bollocks

Than listen to this infinite din, I’m finding it hard to stay calm

I think I’d rather listen to a rape alarm and amputate an arm

I’d even maybe go as far as to say that I would rather

Be serenaded by John Barnes

Maybe

Up yours, Vuvuzela

Or uh Voovoozeyla, Vuvoozela

Voovusela, Vuvoozela

Voovoozela, Vuvuzeela

Vuvuzella

I don’t mean to be culturally intolerant

I’ve got just a headache