Ukip Hop - Dan Bull

There now follows a party political gangster rap

On behalf of the UK Independence Party

Hello

I’m Nigel Farage

Also known as Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage

So step back, Nicki Minaj

Cause I’m a wicked politician at large

With a vision of Britain

With no immigrant barges

Barging in

Causing arguments and argy-bargy

The Falklands is ours

We barred it from the Argies

Don’t mess with the UK Independence Party

Cause we’ve a tendency to get nasty

Each time I gave a splendid speech

We gained momentum, speed

Faraging with a vengeance

We are in the ascendancy

A swing of the pendulum

And we will gain a bench of seats

Unrepentantly pro-Independence

See, my ideal ending scene

Is a never-ending referendum

On foreign bureaucrats

And where the heck we’re going to send them

Next on the agenda?

Bloody hell, I can’t remember

I’m too busy thinking

Of becoming an honourable member

I’m that friendly MEP

Aiming for an MBE

The Lib Dems and the BNP

They envy me

They know what I’m going to be

So they’re poking fun at me

I’ve no fear

Bring your smears

Sling your mud at me

But bugger bringing in a single currency

What’s the problem

With the monetary system we’ve got currently?

Great Britain is an excellent island

Significantly better than Ireland

I learned not

To be outnumbered by a bunch of Scots

Cause they’ve a tendency

To pile in and get violent

But I’m a man of great class

Make you look a straight ass

I carry on my campaign

Straight after a plane crash

Tell these champagne Socialists

I’m here to gatecrash

I’ll Moët to your Babycham

And I can’t wait to break glass

Rah

I dedicate this ungodly tune

To an MEP gone too soon

In memory of Godfrey Bloom

Rest in peace, Godfrey

What?

I know he’s not actually dead

But it’s better than saying he was forced to leave

For calling a group of women at the conference a bunch of sluts

Anyway, I digress

The point of the message that I’m trying to convey today

Is that voting for UKIP would be a splendid idea

The fighting bull strikes again

God save the Queen

Penelope Keith

Dennis the Menace

Roger the Dodger

Tintin

What?

Tintin’s Belgian?

Why wasn’t I informed of this?

Why did nobody tell that Tintin is Belgian?!

Get his literature out of my office now!