Rockstar - Dan Bull

Hahahaha

Rhino Tank God

Ayy, ayy

There’s a few things that I wanna say

To the game company named Rockstar (-star, ayy)

I’ve been playing GTA since '98

So I’ve been down with you lot right from the start (the start)

When running over Hare Krishnas

Was rewarded with the sound «Gouranga!»

(-ranga)

I learnt swearing thanks to you, if I hadn’t

I’d still be saying «Gosh, darn» (gosh darn, by Jove, ayy, ayy)

Played the story mode of GTA V

Every day, all summer, got far (got far, ayy)

Then it glitched, I lost my progress, I was pissed

Had a face like a slapped arse (slapped arse, ayy)

Plus quit GTA Online 'cause hackers got free stuff

For which I got charged (got charged, ayy)

Wasted every penny of my money

On a Megalodon shark card (shark card)

There’s some more stuff that I wanna say

To the game company named Rockstar (-star, ayy, ayy)

How come you don’t bother using the face engine

You used in LA Noire?

(-A Noire)

It was such a cool way to incorporate the faces

Of real actors (actors)

Their expressions were as entertaining

As when Jack Thompson got disbarred

He was so annoying, blaming all the violence on games

Saying GTA was the way murderers had been trained

Saying «I want it banned» (ayy, ayy)

Kind of like how you never made a PC Red Dead Redemption

And even despite the undeniable demand

You’re disappointing the fans (yeah, ayy)

One final thing that I want to say

To the game company named Rockstar (-star)

Why you never made another Grand Theft Auto

That is set in London?

(London)

Now you’re based in New York, you forgot your humble roots

In Edinburgh (-burgh)

Or Dundee, I couldn’t tell from my research

But definitely in Scotland (Scotland)

Is it bad that I just wanna hear a pedestrian

Shouting «tosser»?

(tosser)

Swearing like a British person is at risk

Of becoming a lost art (lost art)

Wouldn’t it be fun to hear the word «wanker»

More often in the pop charts?

(pop charts)

That’s currently the end of the list

Of things I want to say to Rockstar (-star)

I’m singing the same melody as before

But transposed by an octave (-ave)

(Rockstar, Rockstar, Rockstar, Rockstar)