Rayman - Dan Bull

The Glade of Dreams is in danger, my friend, so…

Wake your mates, preparate for adventure

The tension and the suspense is getting immense

A set of events that doesn’t make any sense

Enter the dream team

We’ve got the teensies

A little blue big nosed load of wee beings

Then we’ve got Globox

My best chum

Whose refreshingest of beverages

Is a cup of plum juice

Barbara the Aryan Barbarian

There is barely a woman wearing fierier hair

And then there is nobody on Earth who so rarely

Frowns as infrequently as Murfy the Fairy

And now for the star of the show me, Rayman

Slightly insane, man

I might need a brain scan

Hey man!

Ha!

Hoo!

It’s Rayman!

Ho!

Ha!

Hooray, man!

Ha!

Hoo!

It’s Rayman!

Ho!

Ha!

Hee!

The Bubble Dreamer is deep asleep

And he seems to be

Struggling with a heap of trouble

In his dreams and this means

For us that there is going to be

The meanest of repercussions

Just look at these stacks of paintings, they’re captivating

We took a little peek and they snapped us straight in

Racing all over the world with my good chums

Taking out all the horrid little hoodlums

I hope you’ve got good thumb reflexes

To get enough good lums to afford a Lexus

It’ll cost you an arm and a leg

'Til you’re looking like me

Just some garms and a head

But I don’t consider it a disability

Having no limbs gives ridiculous agility

Hey man!

Ha!

Hoo!

It’s Rayman!

Ho!

Ha!

Hooray, man!

Ha!

Hoo!

It’s Rayman!

Ho!

Ha!

Hee!

I’m an acrobatic combatant compatible with rapping

Because my reactions are faster than actual magic is

A manic man with detachable hands and his gang

That’s all that stands up to battle these anarchists

Running around, I jump on the ground

Up and then down, look what I found

Strumming it loud in front of a crowd

A wonderful sound

Hey man!

Ha!

Hoo!

It’s Rayman!

Ho!

Ha!

Hooray, man!

Ha!

Hoo!

It’s Rayman!

Ho!

Ha!

Hee!

My name’s Rayman

And I’m the main man

My name’s Rayman

And I’m the main man

My name’s Rayman

And I’m the main man

My name’s Rayman

And I’m the main man

Hey, man!

Ha!